vibinghood:

so i was showing my old friend some om&m interviews and read her some lyrics to some of their songs and she was like “wow they seem like such a cool band.” i then played her one of their songs and when it was over she stayed quiet for a bit then finALLY SAID “god never mind i can’t believe you actually listen to whatever that was.” . . . and that children was the story behind the first time i tackled a girl to the ground while repeatedly punching her in the face :-)

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sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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Anonymous said: what is the safest thing you would wear during sex?

ghoustly:

littleblueboxinthesky:

carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

how would you fit a wedding ring around your penis

you obviously dont get it :/

ohioisonfiire:

Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS

so amazing ahh

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iamthemeep:

sodamnrelatable:

trying to talk to someone you really admire

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I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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